? Book a Strategy Call
Let’s stop the endless Googling spiral and get your website sh*t sorted.
You’re here because your site either:
? Doesn’t exist
⏳ Exists but looks like it time-traveled from 2006
? Exists and looks decent, but it’s not doing a damn thing for your biz
Or maybe...
?️ You bought the Jolly DIY Kit and now you're stuck wondering if that section should go there or if your font choices scream "help me."
(Future you says thanks.)
Why Book With Me?
Hi, I’m Sanne—the sarcasm-laced brain behind Jolly Web. I’ve spent the last 20 years turning digital dumpster fires into websites that actually work. I blend psychology, branding, and marketing know-how (yep, I used to be a therapist—no, I won’t analyze you) into simple, fun, and wildly effective strategies.
You bring the chaos, I bring the clarity (and the memes).
(Therapist turned web-whisperer. I contain multitudes.)
What We’ll Do in 30 Minutes:
✔ Pinpoint what’s not working (spoiler: it's probably not just the font).
✔ Talk about what the hell your website should actually be doing.
✔ Give you concrete next steps—whether it’s DIY, Done-For-You, or “burn it all down and start fresh.”
(Also, bring snacks.)
What Happens After You Book
(aka The Anti-Confusion Plan)
Once you hit that juicy "book now" button and pay your €50 like the committed boss you are, here's whats next:
- You’ll get an email with a link to schedule your call—your time, your terms.
- Pick a slot, confirm it, and boom—you’re officially in.
- We’ll send you the Google Meet link (because yes, we’re still pretending Zoom doesn’t exist).
- Add it to your calendar, bring snacks and questions, and let’s sort your digital mess.
- Show up. Be comfy. Bring questions, snacks, or just your general chaos.
- You’ll walk away with actual strategy—not vague “just be authentic” fluff.
(Therapy costs more.)
Is This Right For You?
Yes, if:
✅ You’re stuck, spinning your wheels.
✅ You’ve got ideas but no clue how to execute them.
✅ You bought the DIY Kit but could use a gut check (or some emotional support).
✅ You want expert eyes (and sarcasm) on your brand and site goals.
Nope, if:
❌ You want free therapy (been there, cured that).
❌ You're hoping I’ll build your site in 30 minutes (I’m fast, not magical).
(Strategic thinking, now on tap.)
Ready to stop flailing and start launching?
? The Cost? €50
Yes, it’s paid. Yes, it’s worth it. Yes, even if you already bought the DIY kit.
This is your shortcut to “ohhh, now I get it.”
(Your business deserves better. So do your vocal cords.)
Have any questions?
Not sure if Jolly Web is right for you?
Let's have a call to get to know each other.
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